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{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
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Night Games is a 1980 erotic thriller film directed by Roger Vadim. It was released in France as Jeux de Nuit.
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San Juan, officially the Municipality of San Juan, formerly called as Lapog, is a municipality in the province of Ilocos Sur, Philippines. According to the 2020 census, it has a population of 26,674 people.
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John Stanhope