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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}

{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}

{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}

{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}

{"fact":"At 4 weeks, it is important to play with kittens so that they do not develope a fear of people.","length":95}

{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}

{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}

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{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}

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