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Laura Elena Rodríguez Machado is an Argentine politician who has been a National Deputy elected in Córdoba Province since 2021, and served as a National Senator for Córdoba from 2015 to 2021. A member of Republican Proposal (PRO), Rodríguez Machado previously served as a provincial legislator of Córdoba from 1991 to 1995 for the Union of the Democratic Centre (UCEDE). In the National Congress, she sits in the Juntos por el Cambio parliamentary inter-bloc. She is also the second vice president of PRO.
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